When I’m a Caveman
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Premio Malerba 2026 Shortlist“What will you do when you grow up?” they ask me every time. “You can do this and that, there’s plenty of choice! The manager, the principal, or the administrator. The magistrate, the judge, or the mega-director.” But I will do something completely different, let me say it loud and clear! I will do the best job that exists in this world. What is it? I’ll tell you right away. Now I’m little, but when I grow up, I’ll be a caveman.
In this witty and refreshing picture book, a little boy is happily telling us about the job of his dreams: being a caveman! If you think about it, this job comes with all the advantages: you are free to jump from tree to tree, you can shout all you want, pick your nose if you feel like it, and you don’t have to brush your teeth!
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